CRISPY'S ODES, STARTING WITH MORLEY

I like when my teeth stick out so poorly;
it brings back memories, lost at sea–
was that Robert Morley

Ever? No, never: he played
the unhandsome brother;
the roguish knave; the standard
umbrella; my thoughts turn to him
and him I am, in my darkest hour

Home at last and lost at sea
my darkest hour is
quite a fella

all artwork, except likenesses of Lyndon B. Johnson, by Crispy Flotilla ® 2006